hey lets play how hot is that character

question-meme:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

•  [This sentence meme is based on chatroom conversations. Each can be used for both regular talk and text messaging sentence starters. Have fun ;P]
•  “Eat the rude.”
•  “Have you considered eating them?”
• “When people say: ‘not serious’ I start counting the days for wedding bells.”
•  “And how are you gonna do that from all the way over there?”
•  *throws into Furby pit*
•  “Don’t die or kill anyone.”
•  “Don’t drown you turkey.”
•  “THEY KISSED! IT ONLY TOOK 34 FREAKING EPISODES!”
• [text]: hGFDRESAWERDTGIJ:OKGFEYYDIGULLSHJBXKLMS
• [text]: ASDFGHJKL HE FREAKING RAN OVER ____.
• [text]: WHAT. HOW IS SHE PREGNANT. THE BARELY EVEN KISS!!!!!
•  “My brain hurts”
•  “Hi, I’m ____ The Evil Overlord.”
•  “GEORGE RR MARTIN IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER ASSHOLE”
•  “I CALL BULLSHIT”
•  *yawns*
•  *marshmallows*
•  “Not that, you nerd.”
•  “What is English.”
•  “Holy crap it’s after 3 am here.”
•  “I BLAME YOU.”
•  “WHAT DID I DO?”
•  “Are you ready for the date night?”
• [text]: *dropbears on ___*
• [text]: *drags ___ into nest*
•  “I will bite you.”
•  *sits on*
•  “I will lick you.”
•  *licks your face*
•  “Because you touch yourself at night”
•  “That’s kinky~”
•  “Pizza!”
•  “Ew. Pizza.”
•  “THAT’S BLASPHEMY. HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE PIZZA”
•  “You make laws of physics cry”
•  “Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.”
•  “Your face is ___”
•  “LOOK AT MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAZING.”
•  “BLOBFISH MERMAIDS”
•  “Blobfishmaids would be like those embarrassing siblings/cousins everyone avoids talking about but you just know they’re THERE.”
•  “....shitting glitter would make wiping a WHOLE lot more fun”
•  “again, I worry about you guys”
•  “I CAN’T SMILE WITHOUT YOU~!”
•  “Ah yes the smell of lesbians in the Morning”
•  *hugs*

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rpmememaker:

argpara-moved:

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

• who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
• who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
• who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
• who breaks the most phones
• who dies first
• which one I could see as being lactose intollerant
• who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
• who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
• who uses the computer most

sweetoothgirl:

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